PUBG - why I don't play it
PlayerUnknown's battleground.
PUBG is an online multi-player battle royale game developed and published by PUBG CORPORATION , a subsidiary of South Korean vedio game company Blue Hole.
OK!!
Let's stop this shit right here.
I'm writting this blog for sharing my person experience while playing PUBG.
For all those PUBG player's reading this, I know you must be smiling.
Keep smiling , but two minutes silence for those who did not understood the joke and still not smiling.
AFTER TWO MINUTES....
Let's start.
I did not had a personal smartphone so I played PUBG on my mother's phone.
Now if you are reading this and you stay close to my house, don't ever tell it to my mom .
You don't know how much it takes to hide such a large application without being caught.
You must be wondering what's the need to hide PUBG.
Well, your parents and my parents are not the same.
Playing PUBG in my house is a crime.
You : " But why? "
Me : " Because my father is a news addict.
He watches too many news channels and reads too many news papers. "
You : " so how does it relates to PUBG? "
ME : " Here's how? "
One day my dad was reading a newspaper, like he always does.
But after reading the newspaper he asked me, " tu PUBG khelta hai kaya? "
I could see anger in his eyes, but did not know why?
Seeing the situation, I said "NO" .
And my dad was like " khelega to haat thod dunga."
If your dad is in the army you know that it isn't a joke, that's a serious warning.
But at that moment I was wondering what was wrong with my dad.
Then I grabbed the newspaper and saw the headline :
'SON KILLS FATHER FOR NOT LETTING HIM PLAY PUBG '
" What the f**k did I just read? "
Because of that SON this SON (me) will not be able to play PUBG for the rest of my life.
THE SON
After that day ME and PUBG never saw each other.
So this is the reason why I don't play PUBG.
At last I only want to tell you all that never speak rubbish to your parents,never treat them badly just because you want to play PUBG.
I hope you would like my blog.
Drop a comment if you were ever in his situation too.
BYE BYE...

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